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It’s language learning time again! And it’s Bonjour to some French Swear Words, Expressions, Phrases, Insults and some silly Slang!

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Just to give you an idea of what people are looking for out there in internet land, one of the most popular posts of all time on this silly website that still attracts a crapload of search engine traffic is my list of Russian Swear Words!

It just gives you an idea of what people are looking for out there! And I guess with the football World Cup being held in Russia in 2018, I guess people found this particular post rather helpful for non-Russian speakers to brush up on their swearing skills!

But it sort of makes sense! When you’re learning a new language, you want to know what people actually speak, not what the dictionary wants you to say!

I know a few Spanish swear words and expressions which are pretty funny, and I like how they’re used as essential tools of communication!

In today’s edition though, we’re looking at a number of French Swear Words, Slang, Expletives, and Expressions that may come in handy for you some day! Hopefully you won’t need them to translate something someone is saying to you!

And being an expressive language, there’s all sorts of colourful sayings out there!

What are some top French Swear Words and Curses?

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Avale mes couilles – Swallow my balls
Branleur de chiens morts – Dead dog’s wanker!
Crève la gueule ouverte! – Die with your mouth open!
Enculer une mouche – go f*** a fly
Face de cul! – Butt face !

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Now the French really do appreciate it when you do try to speak their language, even if you butcher it, but I’d advise you to be very, very careful before you try these phrases out because you just never know where life might lead you if you quote some sort of vulgarity out of context!

Make sure you become really, really good friends with some of the French locals first! Actually, when I was compiling these, I had a little chuckle to myself when I was reading some of them.

That’s because I remembered a short period of my life when I was watching one of my all time favourite movies, Team America World Police. That’s because in the very first scene before a lot of carnage happens in Paris, the camera scrolls past some place which is called ‘Le Cafe Merde’. Now, not many people in Australia speak or read French, but I understood what this meant – literally, ‘The S*$& Cafe’!

There’s nothing like being the only person in movie cinema who gets the joke and laughs so much that he draws attention to himself! Oh well! Enough laughs at my expense!

Looks like you’ve only Googled this page so you can pick up a few French swear words and vulgarities, and I’m not going to disappoint you!

French Swear Words, Phrases, Slang, Curses, Insults, Colloquialisms And Expletives! Learn How To Speak French

Anyway, here you go – here’s a silly list to try out if you’re silly enough!

My Ultimate List of French Swear Words, Slang, Expletives and Expressions!

Sacre bleu! Try keeping these ones in the memory bank!

You’ll need to use these if you’re foolish enough to take a ride around the Arc de Triomph in Paris!

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French Swear WordRough English Translation
AbrutiMoron
allez, va t’enpiss off
Avale mes couillesSwallow my balls
bachie coupef*** off
baisef***
baise moi morf*** me dead!
baise toif*** you
baiserto f***
BatardBastard
Bitec**k, penis
bordel de merdeoh f***
BranlerTo jerk off
BranleurWanker
Branleur de chiens mortsDead dog’s wanker!
Brûle en enferBurn in hell
Ça craint !It sucks !
Ça fait shier !It’s crap !
ça puethat smells bad
ça schlingue!that stinks!
Casse-toi, idiot(e)!Piss off, idiot!
C’est des conneries !This is bulls*** !
C’est quoi ce bordel ?What the **** ?
C’est vraiment de ta faute!It is so your fault!
ChattePussy/vagina
Chiant/ça me fait chierthat pisses me off.
ChierTo s***
ConUnpleasant
ConnardIdiot / Asshole
Connasse The C bomb!
CouillesTesticles
crétincretin
Crève la gueule ouverte !Die with your mouth open !
DebileIdiot
dégage !piss off!
Dégénéréinbred
Enculer une mouchego f*** a fly
Enculerf***
Face de cul !Butt face !
Faire chierI’m annoyed
Fais chier.Damn it.
Ferme ta gueule Shut the f$^& up!
Fils de puteSon of a b%$#^
Framble(r)A annoying person(s)
Garceb%$#^
gross culfat ass
Il est stupideHe is stupid
imbécilefool
J’ai baisé ta mèreI just ****ed your mother
J’ai envie de chierI want to s***
Je me fais chier.I’m bored s***less.
je m’en ficheI don’t care
je m’en fouI don’t give a s***
Je pis dans ta boucheI piss in your mouth
Je te nique ta race sale fils de chienf*** you, you dog’s son
Je t’emmerde!Screw you!
Je veux faire l’amour avec toi.I want to have sex with you.
j’en ai marreI’m fed up
j’en ai plus rien à foutreI couldn’t give a flying f***
j’en ai ral le bolI’m really fed up
j’en ai ral le cul I’m so f$%^ing fed up
la vacheoh crap
Laisse-moi tranquille!Leave me alone!
ma couillemy friend (litt: “my ball”)
Mange de la merdeEat s***
Mange ma biteEat my d***
Merdes***
Merde embulanteWalking piece of s***
Mes couilles en toiMy balls in you
Meurs, pute!Die, whore!
Nique ta mèreScrew your mother
NiquerF***
Nom de Dieu Oh my god!
Oh putain de merde !Holy f***ing s*** !
Oh, merde!Oh, s***!
Petit tabernacLittle f***er
Petite puteLittle whore
PutainWhore
Putain t’es moche !You’re ****in ugly !
PutainWhore
quel salaud !what a bastard!
Qu’est-ce que tu branles ? What the hell are you doing?
Rien à branler Don’t give a s***
Sac merde !s*** bag !
Sac vin !Wine bag !
SalaudBastard
Salopeb%$#^
Ta gueuleShut up
Ta mere la puteYour mum’s a whore
Ta mere suce des bites en enferYour mother sucks c**k in hell
Tais-toi!Shut up!
T’as intérêt ne pas m’énervé !You better not get me angry !
t’as pas de couillesyou ain’t got the balls
T’es débile ?Are you retarded ?
t’es rien qu’un petit connardyou really are an a%%hole
t’es un salaudyou’re a bastard
Tu commence m’enmerder !You’re starting to piss me off !
Tu es conYou’re an idiot
Tu et un aneYour a jackass.
Tu fais chier.You’re breaking my balls.
Tu me gonflesyou’re pissing me off
Vas faire foutre a la vachego f*** a cow.
Va te faire foutre F#$% you!
Va te faire enculerGo f#$% yourself
Vous êtes stupideYou are stupid
Vous sentez comme le boeuf et le fromageYou smell like beef and cheese
Vous vissezScrew you
ZutDarn

I’m sure there are a lot more out there!

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If you’ve got any more pieces of French swearing gold, leave a comment and I’m sure you’ll make myself and the rest of the world laugh!

Want more? See my list of British Slang, Irish Slang, silly Australian Expressions, Spanish Swear Words, Russian Swear Words and German Swear Words!

More amusing things to do in France – drink some Pschitt Lemonade, say hi to the dead in Pere Lachaise Cemetery, gorge yourself at Chocolate Festivals, gatecrash the Tour De France, see if the Paris Hilton Full Frontal actually exists and visit the Red Light District.

Also check out French Swear Words: A Systematic Guide to Fluent French Swearing.

Au Revoir! Travelling in France soon? Then organise some Backpackers Travel insurance!


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3 thoughts on “French Swear Words, Phrases, Slang, Curses, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! Learn How To Speak French!”

  1. Avatar Of Marc

    Hey Anthony,
    Thanks for an interesting and funny article about French swear words.
    There a few I never heard like “Vas faire foutre a la vache” ?
    Here are some you might want to add from Quebec; ostie, tabanak, crisse, more at https://vidalingua.com/blog/french-swear-words
    Looking forward to your next article!
    Marc

  2. Avatar Of Rudi

    Some of these French language curses might not be understood by Euro or African French speakers because they are Canadian French e.g. chier, tabarnac and one or two others I’ve seen. BTW I’m in Canada

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