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Hi, there. I’m Anthony, The Travel Tart. I’m an Australian Travel Blogger and Travel Writer who doesn’t take himself too seriously at all! If you’re after the more offbeat, unusual and strange aspects of world travel, you’ve come to the right place!
After some quick links? Then see:
If you’re after some dude who sends a gazillion pics of his six pack on the beach to his Instagram account everyday, look elsewhere!
Hey, I’m also a pretty affable bloke, and I like chatting to new people all of the time and meeting all sorts of people from all around the world. You know, actually in person, not just online! I find that the more I learn about my country, the more I learn about my own!
I’m based in Brisbane, Australia so if you’re ever in town, let me know and it shall be beer o’clock somewhere! Otherwise, I might see you overseas in some barely roadworthy form of transport!
But otherwise, you can get hold of me by filling out the contact form at the bottom of this page and sending me a message! Make sure it’s a nice one… 🙂
Other ways for us to connect (hint hint, a travel blogger to follow!) include the following ways:
I’ll try to get back to you as soon as I can! Otherwise, you’ll come across some silly travel tips for Australia and beyond!
Find out more below!
Media – Travel Interviews
I’ve previously appeared on radio, television, podcasts in print and online, and I am always happy to pimp myself out regarding anything to do with travel. I’ve talked about all sorts of travel topics including destinations, travel tips, and of course, my favourite topic – the weird world of travelling.
If you’d like to chat to a fairly credible travel source who will tell it like it is, leave a message below via the contact form and I’ll get back to you to organise a time to chat!
Check out where I’ve previously appeared in the media, which includes large media organisations in Australia, the United States, United Kingdom, New Zealand, India and even Norway!
If you are a potential advertiser who would like to reach a highly engaged audience of global travellers across multiple platforms and media types, please read my advertising page first before contacting me. I always aim to produce long term internet traffic that has an indefinite shelf life.
I do take sponsored articles and other forms of ads, so please let me know what you’re offering (you know, give me an offer that I can’t refuse!) and I’ll review it and let you know!
Travel Writing, Press Trips, Promotions, Product Reviews and Brand Parternships with an Australian Travel Blogger!
I’m always up for a new adventure to anywhere that has a reasonably low chance of a fatal visit!
Check out the truckloads of previous travel press trips, famils and promotions I’ve undertaken previously and how I have provided ‘long term internet traffic and video views that has an indefinite shelf life using multiple online platforms! Always up for a blogger trip!
And I’ve written for others – check out some examples of my travel writing.
Here’s a sample of who I’ve worked with:
I’ve worked with large tourism boards (e.g. Visit Britain, Dubai Tourism, Tourism South Africa), airlines (e.g. Emirates, Qantas), and other well respected travel brands (e.g. TripAdvisor, G Adventures) from within Australia and all around the world.
I also do the odd travel related product review – which I only do for products I can road test myself.
Social Media and SEO Consulting
I’ve picked up a lot of skills from running a website over the years, check out my content, SEO & social media specialist page for more information and get back to me if you would like help with your social media strategy and Search Engine Optimisation for WordPress.
I use proven tips and techniques that I’ve found to be effective from years of testing and measuring! Hey, if you’re reading this, there is a very good reason why you found me!
Guest Posts and Articles – Travel Humour!
I publish (funny) guest posts and funny travel photos from other bloggers, writers and anyone out there in internet land who has a great funny travel photo or story! The more politically incorrect, the better as far as I’m concerned because they’re the ones that get most of the laughs!
You don’t have to be a travel blogger – as long as there is a tenuous link to travelling and it’s funny, drop me a line and tell me how you would like to make other people laugh!
Anyway, Ciao for now! Talk soon! And happy travels!
Check out some of the interviews I’ve done with celebrity chefs all around the world.
They even tell me what the weirdest food they’ve eaten is!
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Hey, thanks for Googling this page about Funny Travel Mugs while you’re bored at work, looking for something to fill up a bit of time!
Anyway I’ve compiled a silly list of my Top 10 funny travel mugs that you can use to transport your hot coffee around, or when you’re actually travelling around the place and you don’t want to spill some hot liquid on your lap!
Anyway, the reason these mugs are funny is because they’re probably way too close to the truth!
Funny Travel Mugs To Make Others Laugh – Spread The Joy!
You could view this page that’s clogging up the internet as a community service announcement! Here they are!
1. Bad Decisions Make Good Stories
Like my funny travel quote where I say ‘I only travel so I don’t run out of dinner party conversations’, your funniest life stories will always be about the things that went wrong!
So if you’re really stuffed something up, you’ll have some great ‘life experience’ that is character building, and should make people laugh!
2. I Survived Another Meeting..
For those of us who are trapped in the fluorescent prison that is called the office. For those who will never get that time back after a wasteful meeting (see the workplace people who make you want to travel).
3. Best Farter Ever!
I mean, father. Great for the dad in your life who loves dad jokes! And he probably farts a lot too…
4. Don’t Be A Richard!
If you don’t quite get this, Richard is the proper, long form name of ‘Dick’. As another example, I knew of a racehorse that was called ‘Richard Cranium’….
5. You Can’t Scare Me – I Have Daughters!
I’m not sure if this slogan was made up by a mother or father (or maybe both), but you’ll make any parent laugh when they see this mug!
6. You’re Awesome!
This is a genuine motivational quote!
7. This Might Be Wine!
Well it could be if you’ve had a really, really bad day!
8. Sarcastic Comment Loading…
When you just couldn’t be arsed coming up with one yourself!
9. You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Here…
Someone will train you!
10. Let Me Drop Everything…
and work on your problem. Yes, another one for when you don’t quite like your job!
Here are some travel related jokes and memes that poke fun at travel, because it was never, ever meant to be taken seriously! Well, not from me anyway!
Like a caffeine hit? There’s all sorts of coffee from all around the world, including some rather weird concoctions! Stay awake with these brews!
I have a weird food fetish. I’ll eat *almost* anything that won’t leave me sitting on the toilet for a week. I mean, if you’re in a place and you won’t be able to taste it again, give it a go!
Like music and listening to it? Here’s a variety of things to listen to, and some of the pop culture references around the world!