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Russian Swear Words, Slang and Expletives – Lesson One!

Okay! One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence! But today I’ve got a list of Russian Swear Words and Expletives that you can practice in case you ever get to Russia or some of the other former Soviet Union Republics like Kazakhstan.

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I know sod all Russian. I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand. I think I managed to learn about 10 Russian words in total, but then everyone else wanted to practice speaking English with me anyway. And I’m not sure why, because I only talk in a series of silly expressions.

But I received this list of Russian Swear words from someone who speaks both Russian and English, and thought they were pretty funny. That is, the ones that I left in this list. I had to cut some out because some of them were pretty bad!

Yes, many of these are downright offensive. If you really want to work through this list with a native Russian speaker, you probably won’t be alive at the end of it!

Let me know if you’re silly enough to give that a go! Note, the Russian swear words below are written the way they sound, and not in the original Cyrillic script. Here we go!

WARNING: If you are easily offended, stop reading now! You can’t say that I didn’t tell you!

Russian Swear Words Time!

Russian Swear Word

 

Hooy tebe v zhopu!

Hooy na ny!

Zalupa konskaya

Hooy morzhovy

Gandon shtopany

Perdoon stary

Pizdobol, Pizdoon

Govnosos

Moodozvon

Zaebis’

Pizdets

Po hooy

Do pizdy

Yelda

Zalupa

Tselka

Minet

Naveshat’ pizdyley

Dat’ pizdy

Pizdy vlomit’

Srat’ tebe v rot

Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja

Zasranec

Nu vse, tebe pizda

Poshyel k chyertu

Potselui mou zhopy

Zhri govno i zdohni!

Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa

Yob tvoyu mat

Durak neschastnyi

Balvan

Dubiina

Viyebnutsa

Govno

Zhopa

Sraka

Mudak

Passossee mayee yaitsa

Ti Durak

Zacroy rot

Ti degheneraat

Bliad’

Govniuk

Pidaras

Poshol nahuj

Pashol na khui

Eto mnye do huya

Na huy…?

A huy li?

Huy tebye v glaz!

Yobanaya suka!

Otyebis ot menya!

Yobni yivo

Yob materi vashi!

Loh

Ootebya nyetu peeski

Nee da dyeloni

Ya hachu tebya trakhate

Zasranees

Kooshay govno sooka

Ootebya nyet yayeesav

Cuchka derganaya

Poydi k chertu

Fsyoe zaeebahnuh

Gndon

Prezirvativ

Thomarai gand mai lund hai?

Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu

Suka / sooka

Jebat moi lisiy cherep

Chlen tebie v rot

Otyebis

Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu

Otlez’ gnida

Zhopoliz

Srachishche

Idi nahuey

Ya tibyi dam po yibalu

Za cyun v shopu

Ti sleepoy, asleyp

Otsosi, potom prosi

Jri govno i zdohni

Blad

Bliatz

Opezdol

Ebanashka

Eblan

Dolboyob

Raspizdyai

Mudlan

Ja Pycckij pidaras

Alkash

Babnik

Devushka po vyzovu

Zi detka

Dostal/zakolebal

Dura

Durak

Zadnitza

Zanuda

Zatknis

Ischenzni

Kakaya zanuda

Kakogo chyorta

Kachok

Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya

Konchaj bazar

Loh

Macho

Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’

Mne do lampochki

Mne vse ravno

Mymra

Ostyn’

Otvali

Perdet’

Pit’ zapoem

Pridurok

P’yan v stel-ku

Svoloch’

Sidet’ na igle

Suka

Travka

Trajat’sya

Halyavshchik

Chyort voz’mi!

Chyort poberi!

Chyort!

Chush’ sobach’ya

Yajtza

Zloebuchii hui

Idi v zhopu

Ia tebya imeyu

Perhot’ podzalupnaya

Minyet

Chlen marinovanii

Raspizdyay Kolhoznii

Kon’ Pedal’nii

Bariga

Idi nyuhai plavki

Pizda ti jopoglazaya

Rodilsya cherez jopu

Pizda s ushami

Zalupoglazaya mondavushka

Anus perepuganii

Khrenoten’

Indanahway suka bluut

Niegadzai

Svolotch

Sooksin

Jopa

Perestan’ bit dabayobom

Ya sru na tvayu mat’

Yobanyi karas’

Yeban’ko maloletnee

Zjelob

Ment (plural: menti)

Zona

Na zone

Ti menia dostal

Shluha vokzal’naja

Wed’ma

Past’ zakroi

Tvar’

Vrezat tebe

Gaduka

Vrubatsa

Huyniu nesti

Savok

Poshlaja svenja

Dovodit

Unbju!

Prishju!

Paritsa (ne par’sia)

Starik

Bomzj

Beloruchka

Durak

Botanik

Burda

Krisha poehala

Nochnaja babochka

Kak muhi na govno

Vlip

Popal

Promazal

Svinets

Pulia

Pushka

Kalash

Gaishnik

GAI

Oblom

Ne pudri mne mozgi

Okachenel

Vstat

Hohol

Patsan

Kosiak

Kosiachok

Lobizatsa

Razvaluha

Derevianni rubli

Baba Jaga

Zmei Gorinich

Koshei Bessmertni

Vziatka

Vziatochnik

Baba

Rabochie

Udavis

Podonok

Tovo, on/ona tovo

Goli

Obnazjonni

Zjulik

Zviaknut

Roga pristavit

Jaitsa razbit

Raskvasit

Molokosos

Yebanat vonuchii

Ne hnich

Mordoboy

Sooka sin

Rough English Translation

 

Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person)

No f*%&ing way!

Horse pee hole! (to a person)

Walrus penis (to a person)

Darned condom (to a person)

Old Fart

F*%*ing liar

S*%# Sucker

Wacko

Holy %&$^  (could be bad or good)

F$&*ed up situation

Don’t f&$*ing care

as above

Huge penis

Pee hole

Virgin

Blow job

To beat the crap out someone

as above

above

To crap in your mouth

Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch

Asshole

That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead

Go to hell

Kiss my ass

Eat s&^% and die!

Stop bitching

F*%& your mother

You unlucky idiot

Thick headed fool

Idiot (literally, A piece of wood)

Show-off

S&^%

Asshole

An ass

An asshole

Suck my balls

You’re a moron

Shut up

You’re a degenerate

Whore

S*%&head

Asshole

F*%& off, f*$( you

as above

I don’t give a f%$

Why the f*%(…?

Why the f(%* not?

A d*%( in your eye

F*%&ing Bitch

Get the f(%* away from me

Beat him!

I f%*ked all of your mothers

Loser

You have no d*&%

F*&%ed up (lit. undone)

I want to f&^$ you

Shithead

Eat s&*%, bitch

You have no balls

Crazy bitch

Go to hell

All f%$#ed-up

Condom

Condom

Is a d%$# stuck up your ass?

Go f%$# your mom

Bitch

F%$ my bald skull

Take a d^%$ in your mouth

F#$% off

I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes

F%$# off, you flea-child

Ass licker

Huge ass

F#$% off

I will hit you in your face

Stick it in your ass

Impotent

Blow my c#$%. then make a wish

Eat shit and die

Whore

Bitch

Idiot

Crazy person

A stupid guy

A stupid guy

A stupid guy

A stupid guy

You are a loser

You drunk!

A womanizer

A prostitute

Hey baby

You have pissed me off

Fool (female)

Fool (male)

An ass; jerk

Boring person

Shut up

Get lost

What a bore

What the hell

Jock strap

Taking injected drugs

Stop talking

Sucker

A player

I don’t care what you think

I don’t care

I don’t care

Mean woman

Chill out

Piss off

Fart

A chronic drunk

Nitwit

Really drunk

Bastard

Druggy (injects needles)

Bitch

Weed

To have sex

Deadbeat; lazy person

Damn it!, Oh s#$%!

as above

Damn!, Hell!

Bull s#$%!

Balls, testicles

Hard f#$%ing d#$%

Go to hell

I’m having you (you’re my bitch)

Pee hole dandruff

To give a blow job

A marinated d#$%

A stupid Redneck

Idiot (literally: horse with pedals)

Drug-dealer

Go smell underwear

You are a vagina with eyes on your ass

You were born through the ass

A vagina with ears

Slut with pee hole-eyes

A scared anus

F#$%ed up thing (usually situation)

F#$% off bitch (highly offensive)

Good for nothing

Swine

Son of a bitch

Asshole, bad situation

Stop being a dips#$%

I s#$% on your mother

F@#$ing moron

Adolescent jerk

D@#$head

Police agent, militia agent (slang)

Prison

In prison

I’ve had enough of you

Train station whore

Witch

Shut it

Creature

Hit you

Snake, serpent

Understand? (slang)

Talking crap

Asshole (old slang)

Chauvinistic pig

Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt

I’ll kill you

I’ll kill you! (slang, old)

Getting upset (calm down)

Old man

Homeless

Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean

1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game

Nerd

Messed up

Has gone insane

Hooker (literally: night butterfly)

Like flies to s@#$

You’re in deep s@#$ (literally: stuck)

You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit)

You missed

Lead (bullets)

Bullet

Gun (literally: cannon)

Kalashnikov

Policemen who checks cars

Road police

F@#$ed-up (literlly: broken)

Don’t try to confuse me

I’m so cold I’m stiff

Rise (also for stiff d@#$)

Insult for Ukrainian

Boy, lad

Joint, drug-filled cigarette

as above

A suck-up

Car that’s falling apart as it goes

Useless money (literally: wooden rubles)

Witch

Dragon, snake, negative meaning

Either very ugly or very skinny male

Bribe money

Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money)

Fat, ugly, mannerless woman

Working class

Suffocate in it!

A person that’s the lowest of the lowest

He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she)

Naked

Nude

Cheater, criminal who rips people off

Give a call by telephone

Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend

Kick your balls

Beat to a bloody pulp

Underage boy (literally: milk sucker)

Stinky f@#$ head

Don’t cry (rude)

Big fight (literally: face smasher)

Son of a bitch

Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$%
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right)
Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns)
Golovorez Someone who slits throats
 Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’ You love to suck your dad’s penis
 Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka  Shut your f*%&ing mouth, bitch
Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck.
Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative).
Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you f@#$ing whore.
Naguliala A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is.
Peshka Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ – the most unimportant figure in chess)
Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe. Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful.
Tya mama huyem v rot ebala. Your mother f@#$ed you in the mouth with a d@#$.
Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears)
Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey’s ass
Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will crap in your soup
Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop f*%&ing my brain with your questions
U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra? You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters?

Anyway, now that you are fluent with these Russian Swear Words and Expletives, you can start practising them… maybe..

More Russian Swear Words Information – if you’re still keen!

Check out  Russian Swear Words: A Systematic Guide to Fluent Russian Swearing (Russian Edition) and Dirty Russian: Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” (Dirty Everyday Slang).

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4 Responses to Russian Swear Words, Slang and Expletives – Lesson One!

  1. What a list of words lol. It’s all part of traveling.

  2. Marsha says:

    Ha, these are fantastic. Most of the words I do not know so maybe I’ll keep them in mind when I go to Russia next year.

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