Forget about digital cameras, Ipods, laptops, or even power adaptors. I’ve found the best travel gadget anyone could bring overseas, ever!
It’s called the REMOTE CONTROL FART MACHINE!
There are a few things that are universal in this world. Food is one, shelter is another. But Fart Jokes are truly understood by everyone!
I have the first model of the Fart Machine, which makes 5 different Fart sounds. The Mark II Fart Machine model produces a whopping 15 Fart sounds, producing them at random when you press the remote control.
I’ve used the Fart Machine at home and at parties, even at work, and it’s the best present I’ve ever received. The look on people’s faces is priceless, and you’ll be in tears laughing!
Unfortunately, I’m scared to take this Fart Machine device overseas because it would look like a remote controlled explosive device when passing through airport scanners.
I don’t think it’s worth the risk of running this device through security – I don’t want a free cavity search, or worse, be sent to Guantanamo Bay!
You can place the Fart Machine underneath a dorm bed, a dinner table, or chair. If you’re daring, maybe plant the Remote Control Fart Machine in a garden bed in a popular town square and start pressing the button, looking at the bemused looks of strangers.
But don’t just take my advice about the Remote Control Fart Machine. Try the Fart Machine for yourself and you will have a limitless source of laughs.
If you really want a Fart Machine now, you can order one here.
Happy Farting with the Remote Control Fart Machine!
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