52 Offbeat Travel Tips – The Best Ones Ever!
Here are 52 Offbeat things that I’ve come across my travels, or reading the adventures of others, that I’ve converted into 52 Perfect Offbeat Travel Tips.
Offbeat Travel Tip Time!
1. Drink mielie, or maize beer straight from a rubbish bin in a Namibian village.
2. Catch a Cairo Taxi or an African mini-bus Taxi – and survive to tell the tale.
3. Eat a large list of African game meats. The famous Carnivore’s Restaurant in Nairobi will cater to your tastes, such as impala, Kudu, and other meats.
4. Eat at the Huntsman Steakhouse in Dunedin, New Zealand because this dodgy advertisement enticed you.
5. Visit the Shoe Fence at Waihola, New Zealand.
6. Obtain adriver’s licence in India. Without having an accident.
7. Try visiting Cape Cross in Namibia without investing in 2 tonnes of smelling salts to rid your nostrils of the smell of 100,000 seals.
8. Visit the International Spy Museum in Washington D.C. If you ever thought the gadgets in Get Smart or the James Bond Movies were too farfetched – well, they’re not. The KGB and CIA used to watch them for inspiration.
9. Buy one of those ‘I went to [insert place here] and all I got was one of these lousy T-shirts’. My personal favourite is ‘I went to New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina, and the only thing I got was this lousy T-shirt, a brand new Cadillac, and a Plasma TV…‘
10. Marvel how old the ‘World’s Oldest Profession’ is at Ephesus, Turkey.
11. Cycle down the ‘World’s Most Dangerous Road’ from La Paz to Coroico to Bolivia. If you fail, you fall down a 600 metre cliff. If you win, you score an ‘I cycled the most Dangerous Road’ T-Shirt.
12. Visit the home of the ‘World’s Fastest Indian’ motorcycle, made famous by the movie of the same name – in a hardware shop.
13. Buy a pair of Tanzanian Tyre Shoes. If you’re after a pair of shoes, don’t go to a shoe shop – but instead, local mechanic. He recycles old car tyres and makes them into shoes, which I think is the ultimate in recycling. Unfortunately, these shoes tend to leave grease marks all over your feet, but at least their tread will never wear out.
14. Check out the Lesbians vs Lesbians debate on the Greek island of Lesbos.
15. Catch a cross-border taxi from Arica in Chile, to Tacna, in Peru. The taxis are simply ordinary cars that enterprising locals call taxis. They don’t leave until they’re full (5 people), and try to catch one that has its own DVD and subwoofer system so that the driver can play Latino Hip Hop, including film clips of scantily clad women dancing, at only 100 decibels.
16. Buy ‘Natural Viagra’ in Turkey. Enterprising stall holders market apricots and pistachios as libido enhancers. As well as Kodak Film.
17. If you’re after a FREE boot clean, just visit Australia and declare that you have ‘soiled boots’ on the entry card. The Helpful Quarantine Service will take them away to be thoroughly washed and cleaned, ready for the next time you wear them – free of charge! HINT, another strategy is to declare your occupation as ‘Environmental Scientist’.
18. If you like your alcohol, New Zealand probably has the most generous duty free limit – 3 bottles of spirits AND 6 bottles of wine. Drink up!
19. Sick of being harassed by hustlers and hawkers? They know how to sell you anything, in any language, including Martian. Just talk gobbledy gook as a response and they will have no answer, except to run through their repertoire of languages. Just shrug your arms and say something like ‘blubba derka whoopa yuppa’ or something like that. They will leave you alone quicker than if you say ‘go away!’
20. Want to save money? Then visit a country immediately after a crisis and the riots have finished. The media blows the story out of proportion and scares off loads of tourists. The currency then crashes, making exchange rates extremely favourable, and this means there’s more bargains for you, and less tourists to bother you.
21. After a free bottle of good wine? Then catch a bus in Argentina. They often hold bingo games throughout the journey, and the first one to cross out all the numbers wins a bottle to drink on the bus!
22. If you want to buy stuff at markets in Eastern Africa, bring a bag of your old clothes – they’re useful has hard currency, especially fashionable brands with logos.
23. Best place for horse sausage – Kazakhstan.
24. Salami and highly processed cheese – the best mobile protein backup.
25. Most bizarre backpackers to stay in – Kadir’s Treehouses in Olimpos, Turkey. Sleep in a room with a tree trunk between your bed.
26. Funniest Gadget for travel – The Remote Control Fart Machine. Remember, fart jokes are universal, regardless of the language!
27. Instead of using the ‘Big Mac’ index to work out the affordability of a country – try using the Beer Index instead. Unfortunately, you may have to be a nerd to work out the price per litre.
28. Buy a book about travel disasters BEFORE you go on a trip. I’ve read this book, and everything is true.
29. Undertake a world trip, and ONLY sleep on strangers’ couches as your accommodation.
30. Undertake no research before stepping foot into a country, and not use a guidebook when you get there.
31. Travel from London to Sydney – without flying.
32. Buy a refrigerator and bet with your friend you can hitchhike around Ireland with it.
33. Place another bet with your friend to see if you can beat the entire Moldovan Football Team at Tennis. Then travel there and track each of them down to play.
34. If you want to give something useful to poor African kids – bring a bag of pens. I’ve been asked for more pens than money there. Shows you how much they’ve got – nothing.
35. Walk across the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco – and almost personally witness why this bridge is the most popular suicide spot in town. Check out the photo below, the guy is on the OUTSIDE of the bridge. Don’t worry, he didn’t jump. Thank god for that.
36. Master your carpet buying skills in Turkey.
37. Like Spam? I mean the mega-processed meat variety, not the spam that arrives in your Inbox. Well, in Manila, in the Makati City district, there is a restaurant called Spam Jam that only cooks Spam recipes. The menu sounds like a Monty Python Skit. There’s spam with spaghetti, spam sandwiches, and roast spam.
38. Try and find the highest denomination Zimbabwe currency you can find – which can reach trillions of dollars – maybe just enough to buy a loaf of bread, if it’s available.
39. Worship Santa Muerte (Saint Death) in Mexico City, who has become popular with people involved in the Mexican underworld.
40. Sip on your favourite coffee at a ‘Cafe con Piernas’ establishment in Santiago, Chile. Cafe con Piernas translates to ‘Coffee with Legs’, and it’s like going to a strip club at 9.00am. Scantily clad women serve your coffee, and it’s surprisingly cheap.
41. Be amazed at the high security thornbush fencing present on the Zimbabwe side of Victoria Falls. Then find it ironic that the aptly named Danger Point is devoid of this thornbush fencing.
42. Want to look like the Grim Reaper or the Emperor from Star Wars? Then by a local made gown called the Jellabah in Morocco. These garments are available in a huge variety of navy blue and all you need to look the part is a light saber.
43. Watch out for the‘Sand!’ road signs in Namibia that obviously state the obvious.
44. By a sculpture of Priapus, the God/protector of the penis, in Turkey. His penis is about the same length as he is tall. And then watch security staff snigger at you when you check in your luggage at the airport.
45. Tick the places off in the world where you see the ‘Nowhere Man’. The nowhere man walks alone in the desert somewhere, miles away from another place that is nowhere, on his own.
46. Time the amount of time it takes for someone to scoff down a meal during Ramadan. People who follow this ritual abstain from food, water and cigarettes for the entire duration of daylight hours. However, once the sun sets, the streets are deserted while devotees hoe down their meal in less than 2.3 seconds.
47. Try and enter Tangier, in North Morocco without having a hustler try and fleece you of your money. If for some reason you cannot avoid a hustler, try avoiding a death curse from one if you don’t pay them for advice you didn’t ask for or want.
48. Try booking a hotel in Egypt in a another city with the same hotel chain, within the confines of the hotel. Chances are, you’ll be directed to a ‘special friend’ – not a hotel employee! He will organise it for you, and the referrer will be paid a commission.
49. Convert to a carnivore diet by eating the best steak every time, in Argentina. A 400 gram steak is considered ‘pequeno’, or small. Try a 800g monster, and you’ll need a long siesta.
50. See Beaver Dams – in South America. Beavers were introduced to create a pelt industry in Tierra del Fuego and since they had no natural predators, reproduced rapidly and started building beaver dams that flooded large tracts of land, causing widespread environmental damage.
51. If you buy a wooden object overseas, place it in the freezer for a couple of days when you get home. Sometimes, insect larvae can live within a wooden mask months after you buy it. Freezing it kills the larvae, and ensures that you don’t bring in another biological disaster home.
52. Go for a dip in thermal springs on the altiplano in Bolivia when it’s -10 degrees Celsius. The springs themselves are 35 degrees Celsius. If you jump in when it’s cold, it feels like you’re being boiled up like prawns. But once your body becomes used to it, you can dunk your head under, and then when you resurface, your hair freezes enough you can crack the ice in your hair.
This was a guest post that originally appeared on 52 Perfect Days. Thanks to Alexa for providing the opportunity to become a guest blogger.
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Tumbrella · at
Great list Matt. Like number 5. Though I must say I prefer the Underwear Fence, on the road between Wanaka and Queenstown (Wanaka end).
Literally, 40-50 yards of bras and other undergarments strewn along the roadside for no obvious reasons. Of course, I had to leave an offering too.
anthony · at
Thanks for the comment! I’ve heard about the bra fence in NZ, but that’s on the list to visit! I’m not sure if Imelda Marcos has visited the Shoe Fence!
1002things · at
Is it terrible that I literally just want to copy this list whole and paste it into my life list? These are some of the most intriguing ideas I’ve read in a long time. My favourite is the last one, if only because I’m on a Bolivia kick at the moment.
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Great post. I found #34 and #35 interesting. Who knew that the kids would want pens. I would think that they would be asking for money or may be food. Perhaps they sell the pens for money in order to buy food. Interesting.
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Dragon · at
Tip 17: you are not wrong about the free boot wash. I always declare something, even the peanuts I got from the plane because the line is shorter and declaring something is the best way to get through customs without them riffling through your stuff.
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Ha Ha, I love your blog it’s so hillarious!! You think when you go traveling, oh I’ll visit the ancient ruins, I’ll do the typical tourist stuff. But you’re blog has highlighted some absolute must’s whilst in any of these countries. I love the eclectic store of the turkish man, not only does he supply you with Viagra but Kodak Film, genius!! I’m intrigued by the one where you can travel to Sydney from London without flying!! Anyway brilliant ideas, keep up the good work.
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Debbie · at
Love your tips. Travel should be fun! Making funny videos on the road is something my friends and i love to do to make the trip truly memorable.
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tyres · at
So funny! What about “going to the gondola in Queenstown, NZ by feet because no one does ?” 🙂
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haha drivers license in India is pretty funny!!! (: (:
Harvey Morris · at
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The Denver Wedding Photographer · at
In Regards to #22 that does work well. When traveling in Papua New Guinea I found this approach to be very effective. The “Wontok” system there requires that friends share things so one of our shirts was a prized posession and they were willing to trade it for something of theirs that we found valuable as well.
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I love the Viagra shop! Great post thanks for sharing.
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Fantastic, this could be made into a well watched television serious. That’s for sure. What I wanted to comment on was the treads. When we were young during the 70 and earl 80’s the fashion was to buy “treads” these were sandal type shoe that was made from tyres. They too were fantastic and much worn by teenagers.
Chicago Speed Dating · at
Hey guys, I love your tips! Im lauging out loud. This may have just made my day!! Offbeat travel tips are the best on this site.
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These were amazing, I laughed so hard at the Egypt ‘special friend’ incident, it’s happened to me so many times. At least i’ve been fortunate enough to travel that much.
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Wow, such an awesome, extensive list. I am planning a trip to Europe this summer and am super stoked to check out the Kadir’s Treehouses in Olimpos, Turkey.
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unusual travel · at
its a good list…maybe sometimes a bit on the safe side…what about more hippy/alternative places? like cap d agde, the largest nudist town in the world? or the burning man festival?
anthony · at
These all sound good!
Plaza Hotel · at
Wow, some interesting stuff here. So funny! I would say its more of a checklist than travel tips though.
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Nicely done! What a read through!
Martha · at
I think #3 is sad. There are fewer and fewer large animals in Africa, why would you want to contribute to their deaths? 🙁
Bob · at
looooot of tips man! thankyou
Nolwenn · at
I recommend the frog soup at the market in Cuzco, it’s supposed to cure everything and get you fit for the inca trail to Maccu Piccu.
I survived taking taxis in Cairo and the one driver even took me along to share the ramadan breakfast offered for free on every street corner for those who can’t get home in time!
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emily day · at
these actually seem like really irresponsible travel tips and good ways to get sick while travelling. just my opinion though. i like to travel but i’m not a thrill/danger seeker
Anthony The Travel Tart · at
Cool! I love the crazy stuff though!
Diabarama · at
OMG how much I laughed! That thing about driving in India took back some good memories hehehe lol.
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Lesley · at
Great list. Very bizarre options. Several of them made me laugh.
Anthony The Travel Tart · at
Ha ha, cool, thanks!
Jackie · at
Great post! I won a bottle of wine in the Andesmar bus bingo, too! 🙂
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AlicevstheWorld · at
This list is fantastic! Will definitely have remember some of these tips – they’re brilliant! I love this side to travel!
Alex S · at
What an amazing list. Love the idea of eating exotic meats in Africa. They’d have to roll me out of the restaurant but man would I be content like a kitten.
Pintours · at
Being from South Africa, eating exotic meats is quite usual here.