Finnair Frequent Flyer Funnies!
Finnair is, funnily enough, the national airline carrier of Finland.
Recently, their Frequent Flyer Program, Plus Points, was amended so that Frequent Flier Points could be redeemed in exchange for plastic surgery.
That’s right! If you fly often enough, you could have the facelift, nip/tuck, or boob job that you have always wanted!
There’s more on that story in this article.
You would need to fly a lot to score a free trip to the surgeon’s knife – about 400 flights between Helsinki and Hong Kong in return for some breast implants.
Hmm, I can’t wait to see the points table for botox, facelifts, and nose jobs.
But that got me thinking – the current Finnair Frequent Flyer Program is called Plus Points.
I thought that because of the new plastic surgery rewards that have been offered, ‘Plus Points’ is a bit bland and should be changed to something else that reflects the new award benefits.
So I’ve done the work for Finnair already!
Anyway, here are my 10 Possible New Names for the Finnair Frequent Flyer Program:
- Uplift Awards;
- Points Abreast;
- Nose Job Journeys;
- Designer Vagina Voyager;
- Penis Extension Points;
- Botox Bonuses;
- Collagen Injection Incentives;
- Facelift Flight Rewards;
- Skin Stretch Kilometres; and finally
- Extreme Makeover Miles.
I would doubt if Finnair would take on any of these for their Frequent Flyer Program, but anyway, you never know!
You can also check out Heavenly Fare – from the Kitchens and Cellars of Finnair.
I thought it was a bit strange to introduce plastic surgery as possible gifts for airline points in the first place!
Twitter: candicewalsh
I vote “Points Abreast”! Sign me up, it’s time for some lipo.
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Finnaire Flyer seems really very interesting. Plastic surgery during every flight seems very strange.
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Really? Are the Fins that in need of plastic surgery? If I flew Finnair I would opt for the free air tickets. As a consumer who is using FF miles to get DDs you would be on the losing end of that deal. Kind of like winning the dusty stereo by playing skeet ball!
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I go for the Uplift Awards for the reason of its kind of inspiring name. It seems like it promises the customers as well as the whole company for an optimistic result in the future for both parties.
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Wow! That’s a very extraordinary way to promote airlines! Do they really want to see their clients smiling beautifully or just are so struggling for life?
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Let us go fly Finnair now and start collecting those points! And we better start looking for the right surgeon!
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I vote for “Extreme Makeover Miles”… sounds too good to be true!
Innovative way to promote an airline though…
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Ha ha wonder if you get more points for first class
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Great post, I will make sure to tweet it!
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Wow, does one really need to travel to the northland in order to obtain plastic surgery? There are plenty of capable surgeons in the states, besides do the fair haired finn’s really need so much work done?
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