Finnair Frequent Flyer – 10 Possible New Names For It’s Plastic Surgery Benefits

Finnair Frequent Flyer Funnies!

Finnair is, funnily enough, the national airline carrier of Finland. Recently, the Finnair Frequent Flyer Program, Plus Points, was amended so that Frequent Flier Points could be redeemed in exchange for plastic surgery. Yes you heard me correctly!

That’s right! If you fly often enough, you could have the facelift, nip/tuck, or boob job that you have always wanted! Now there is even more incentive to fly long haul! Hell, I’ve been working on my one pack for many years by (over) sampling beer, so maybe I could cash in my points to have a six pack sculpted instead!

Finnair Logo

There’s more on that story in this article.

You would need to fly a lot to score a free trip to the surgeon’s knife – about 400 flights between Helsinki and Hong Kong in return for some breast implants.

Hmm, I can’t wait to see the points table for botox, facelifts, and nose jobs.

But that got me thinking – the current Finnair Frequent Flyer Program is called Plus Points.

I thought that because of the new plastic surgery rewards that have been offered, ‘Plus Points’ is a bit bland and should be changed to something else that reflects the new award benefits.

So I’ve done the work for Finnair already!

Anyway, here are my 10 Possible New Names for the Finnair Frequent Flyer Program:

  1. Uplift Awards;
  2. Points Abreast;
  3. Nose Job Journeys;
  4. Designer Vagina Voyager;
  5. Penis Extension Points;
  6. Botox Bonuses;
  7. Collagen Injection Incentives;
  8. Facelift Flight Rewards;
  9. Skin Stretch Kilometres; and finally
  10. Extreme Makeover Miles.

I would doubt if Finnair would take on any of these for their Frequent Flyer Program, but anyway, you never know!

More Finnair Frequent Flyer Stuff

You can also check out Heavenly Fare – from the Kitchens and Cellars of Finnair.

I thought it was a bit strange to introduce plastic surgery as possible gifts for airline points in the first place!

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22 Comments

  1. November 19, 2009    

    I vote “Points Abreast”! Sign me up, it’s time for some lipo.
    .-= Candice´s last blog ..Who the hell is Raffi? =-.

  2. November 19, 2009    

    Finnaire Flyer seems really very interesting. Plastic surgery during every flight seems very strange.

  3. November 19, 2009    

    Really? Are the Fins that in need of plastic surgery? If I flew Finnair I would opt for the free air tickets. As a consumer who is using FF miles to get DDs you would be on the losing end of that deal. Kind of like winning the dusty stereo by playing skeet ball!

  4. November 26, 2009    

    I go for the Uplift Awards for the reason of its kind of inspiring name. It seems like it promises the customers as well as the whole company for an optimistic result in the future for both parties.

  5. February 9, 2010    

    Wow! That’s a very extraordinary way to promote airlines! Do they really want to see their clients smiling beautifully or just are so struggling for life?

  6. March 3, 2010    

    Let us go fly Finnair now and start collecting those points! And we better start looking for the right surgeon!

  7. non surgical liposuction alternatives's Gravatar non surgical liposuction alternatives
    March 26, 2010    

    I vote for “Extreme Makeover Miles”… sounds too good to be true! 😀
    Innovative way to promote an airline though…
    .-= non surgical liposuction alternatives´s last blog ..Non Surgical Liposuction In The News =-.

  8. April 7, 2010    

    Ha ha wonder if you get more points for first class

  9. plastic surgery jacksonville's Gravatar plastic surgery jacksonville
    May 15, 2010    

    Great post, I will make sure to tweet it!

  10. jj@jacksonville plastic surgery's Gravatar jj@jacksonville plastic surgery
    May 25, 2010    

    Wow, does one really need to travel to the northland in order to obtain plastic surgery? There are plenty of capable surgeons in the states, besides do the fair haired finn’s really need so much work done?

  11. Denver Wedding Photographer's Gravatar Denver Wedding Photographer
    May 28, 2010    

    haha!! this is so funny/a little disturbing. if airlines in the U.S. started doing this i dont know how people would react. I wonder what other services they offer and i wonder what other weird services other national carriers offer.
    .-= Denver Wedding Photographer´s last blog ..There’s more than one way to devour a Mac Life =-.

  12. June 2, 2010    

    Have you heard about the new rage in plastic surgery? Dimmple Implants! Thats right now you can have dimmples implanted into your cheeks… you should add that to the list! haha, what will they think of next?!

  13. Sophie Wilson's Gravatar Sophie Wilson
    July 13, 2010    

    Botox is quite dangerous if it not properly administered by qualified doctors~;.

  14. Kyle Griffin's Gravatar Kyle Griffin
    July 27, 2010    

    Nip/Tuck has some great drama too in the story, the women in this tv series are gorgeous too eventhough most of them are mature*~’

  15. Karl's Gravatar Karl
    August 5, 2010    

    Strange. When a passenger boards a plane he is anew when he lands. hahaha But very interesting idea.

  16. August 10, 2010    

    How to Choose the Right Plastic Surgeon?

  17. wedding photography boston's Gravatar wedding photography boston
    August 12, 2010    

    That’s sounds interesting. It’s also pat of their marketing strategy. The more your ride, the bigger your points and chances of having surgery at no cost. Pretty deal though.

  18. dlf@denver wedding photographer's Gravatar dlf@denver wedding photographer
    August 17, 2010    

    That really sounds weird. It’s my first time to hear such promotional gift or benefit in exchange for the mileage they earn. Not to mention, it’s also an expensive gift too.

  19. wedding photographer Boston's Gravatar wedding photographer Boston
    August 20, 2010    

    It’s all a bit ironic considering the effects high altitudes have been known to have on breast implants, such as pulsations and bubbling.

  20. Botox Birmingham's Gravatar Botox Birmingham
    August 20, 2010    

    “Sag No More”
    “Collagen in the Clouds”

    If I wasn’t at work I’d take the time to think of some more hehe. Strange program but I bet it will work because there are going to be more and more people in the world wanting surgery of some description to make themselves look better.

  21. October 30, 2010    

    Truly more and more people will book a flight for free face lifts. This is an really amazing sounds interesting.

  22. January 6, 2011    

    Sad to think people may find this potential for personal mutilation a blessing. Just wondering; at what point does the airline disassociate themselves from the patient? What legalities will this bring about: who is responsible for something going wrong, the hospital or the airline?

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