Murphy’s Laws For Frequent Flyers
Murphy’s Laws are Almost Always True!
Whenever I go travelling, it’s uncanny how many times I come across some bizarre scenarios for Air Travel that seem to repeat themselves.
I call them Murphy’s Laws for Frequent Flyers.
Sometimes they happen to me, sometimes they happen to others!
Murphy’s Laws For People Who Fly A Lot
Here are my Murphy’s Laws for Frequent Flyers:
- There’s no such thing as a bloody Gate Number One at any terminal in the world, not even in the smallest airport that has only one gate;
- If you arrive early, your flight will be delayed. If you arrive late, your flight will depart early;
- Turbulence will only occur when eating the filthiest, stickiest airline food/pigswill expressing itself as a Picasso masterpiece on your white shirt;
- The hottest woman on the flight is never, ever seated next to you; and
- The amount of carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft is inversely proportional to the carry-on luggage idiot passengers bring aboard.
What about you?
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