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Air Lines – Funny Aircraft Paint Job from Kulula Air, South Africa

Posted on 27 August 2010 by anthony

Air Lines are an obvious form of transport that us Travel Addicts require to see this awesome world of ours.

However, most of the time, Air Lines tend to take themselves a bit too seriously.  Their paint jobs are usually pretty standard, and represent a ‘brand’ that represents something on the more serious side.

But an airline in South Africa has obviously thought ‘sod that’ and decided to use their sense of humour when painting the planes in their fleet. 

Check out the funny ‘Flying 101′ livery from Kulula Air Lines.  Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that pokes fun at itself!

The wide shot doesn’t really say much, but look at bit closer at how they’ve labelled the different sections of the plane!

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As long as their safety record is OK, and they don’t resemble the 1980′s spoof Airplane, I’d like to fly on one of these Funny Air Lines!

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2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup in South Africa – Top 5 Funniest, Offbeat and Unusual Moments

Posted on 09 July 2010 by anthony

With the 2010 Fifa Soccer World Cup drawing to an end, it’s time to have a look back at the most funniest, offbeat and unusual events that have happened over the last few weeks.

So after all the standard spectacular goals, the awesome diving by some players that could make the 2012 Olympics in London, here are my Top 5 Funniest moments at the 2010 FIFA World Cup!

1. The 2010 FIFA World Cup Opening Ceremony – The Dung Beetle

This is a WTF moment for me, but I love it as it shows the great African sense of humour. 

It’s the giant dung beetle and large round ball of fake poo that appeared at the opening ceremony!  I laughed my head off when I saw this appear!

2. Germany Coach, Joachim Low, can pick his nose and eat it too!

They must not feed the German coach much – he has to eat his own snot during the games!  This footage has gone crazy all around the world.

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3. Socery – South Africa’s Secret Weapon

Sorry South Africa.  It didn’t work.

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4. The Ultimate Example of How Karma Works – Revenge for The Hand of Frog

Irish fans, don’t depair.  France didn’t win a single game and finished last in their group, and the players/coach had a massive fallout.  Then a ruthless press back home has given the French team a total hiding. 

This must obviously be karma for the ‘Hand of Frog’ Thierry Henry did to knock Ireland out of World Cup qualifying.

Enjoy Ireland!

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5. The Vuvuzela

Love it or hate it, the Vuvuzela has been the soundtrack to the World Cup.  It will probably cause irreversible industrial deafness to any fan who dare set foot inside one of the stadiums.  I wrote a piece earlier about a Funny Vuvuzela Instruction Manual someone emailed to me!

Here is a story about the Vuvuzela!

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There you go.  They’re my funniest moments of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa.  How about yours?  If you’ve got some, leave a comment and if you’ve got some funny photos or footage, leave a link!

If you’re only interested in Football, then I’d suggest checking out World Cup 2010: The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics, All the Goals of FIFA World Cup 2006 or maybe buy a World Cup 2010 Soccer Ball.

If you’re crap at Soccer, like me, check out some Soccer Drill Software!

Cheers!

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Vuvuzelas at the 2010 FIFA Football World Cup in South Africa – Funny Instruction Manual at the Soccer

Posted on 16 June 2010 by anthony

It looks like Vuvuzelas are the latest fad to make the English Dictionary.

These are the long, plastic trumpet like devices that Football Fans are bringing into the pool matches at the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa.

Here is an example of what they sound like:

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Anyway, with all of the Vuvuzelas being blown throughout the entirety of the match, it sounds like there are a swarm of locusts inside the stadium buzzing around.  There were calls to have the Vuvuzela band because it was annoying the billions of viewers watching the World Cup, but I’m glad they’re still allowed.

In fact, someone has even launched an application that removes the Vuvuzela sound!

Actually, I don’t mind them – but they would probably cause industrial deafness if you’re in the crowd.  But I think they should stay: it’s part of the African landscape.  It’s not as if they’re going to ban drums and singing at the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

In fact, Vuvuzelas are being manufactured into the colours of every competing nation.  You even buy them on Amazon!

But check out this Funny Instruction Manual someone emailed to me about the Vuvuzela.  Basically, all you need to do is blow into one of these plastic trumpets to make a loud noise.

There’s no skill needed, like having super strong lungs and musical talent, which you need to play a real trumpet.

I had a good chuck at the irony of this!

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So there you go – if you have a Vuvuzela, blow away.

Also check out my list of Funny and Offbeat Attractions of the 2010 FIFA World Cup!

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Elderly Sign – Funny Travel Photo from Elim, South Africa

Posted on 10 June 2010 by anthony

The Elderly Sign is this week’s Funny Travel Photo.  With the World Cup about to start (check out my post on the Funny and Offbeat Attractions of Competing Nations), here’s one from South Africa.

Jeff Jung from Career Break Secrets sent this one to me.

The Elderly Sign is from a town called Elim, in South Africa.   The town has an interesting history and was set up in the early 1800s as a missionary town.  It’s basically a one road town with no stop lights with hardly any traffic.

But, clearly the Elderly need to watch out.

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I’m guessing this is because minibus taxi drivers from Southern Africa made my list of the Worst Drivers in The World!  And that’s probably why someone write this book about How To Travel Safe in South Africa.

Maybe there also needs to be a Beware of Retirees Sign erected!

Anyway, enjoy the Elderly Sign!

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FIFA World Cup 2010 South Africa – Funny and Offbeat Travel Attractions of Competing Football Nations

Posted on 08 March 2010 by anthony

The FIFA World Cup 2010 in South Africa promises to be  another sporting spectacular when it kicks off on June 11 (check out this 2010 Handbook for more info).

There are now under 100 days before the FIFA World Cup 2010 starts.  There are 32 countries from every continent (except for Antarctica!) competing for one sport’s ultimate prizes.  You can check out the official FIFA World Cup 2010 website for more info on fixtures.

So instead of trying to be a Football expert and predict the winner, I’ve compiled a list of some of the Funny or Offbeat Travel things to do and see for each of the 32 Competing Nations.

Here we go:

Group A

South Africa (RSA) – The host nation! Make a phone call from the Sea Container Phone Box in Soweto

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Mexico (MEX) - Visit Santa Muerte, or Saint Death in Mexico City.

Uruguay (URU) - Marvel at the South American Football Sandcastles on the beach at Colonia, Uruguay

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France (FRA) - Go to the stadium where France made the 2010 World Cup by using the ‘Hand of Frog’.  This is the Irish version of events!

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Group B

Argentina (ARG)Eat a tonne of steak and check out the 60 kg beef diet per capita per year.

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Nigeria (NGA) - Visit Email scam headquarters that send you that annoying spam about depositing 27 million dollars in your bank account – and get them back!

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South Korea (KOR) - Check out the lack of English Translation quality assurance on the clothing.

Greece (GRE) – Organise a helicopter to escape from prison.

Group C

England (ENG) – Stay at the Holiday Inn to experience their Human Bed Warmers.

United States (USA) - Eat at the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona.

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Algeria (ALG) – Eat what you think is beef meat which has been dodgily substituted by donkey.

Slovenia (SVN) – Learn how kids are toilet trained in school.

Group D

Germany (GER) - Buy a pothole near Leipzig.

Australia (AUS) - Check out the Cockroach Races in Brisbane.

Serbia (SRB) – Fail an alcohol breath test.

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Ghana (GHA) – Check out the preaching on public transport

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Group E

Netherlands (NED) – Go on a Beer Bike Ride!

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Denmark (DEN) - Steal a boat after a big night on the town – and try rowing to Sweden!

Japan (JPN) - Check out the humourous Engrish signs!

Cameroon (CMR) – Try and go and see a movie at the cinema – only to discover they’re all closed because it’s cheaper to watch television or pirated DVDs.

Group F

Italy (ITA) – Visit the stuffed pigs at the Casa Del Formaggio, Florence.

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Paraguay (PAR) - Take part in a rather large 30,000 kilogram barbeque.

New Zealand (NZL) - Visit the Shoe Fence.

Slovakia (SVK) – Have a chat to the small town mayor who wants to build a 33 metre high Jesus statue.

Group G

Brazil (BRA) - Cover yourself in mud in the Bloco de Lama Festival.

North Korea (PRK) - Compare the real Kim Jong Il to the one portrayed in Team America, World Police!

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Ivory Coast (CIV) – Win a house because you’ve shunned the notion of Africa Time and decide to be punctual.

Portugal (POR) – You can go to the Paper Festival in Portugal.

Group H

Spain (ESP) - Visit the buskers in La Rambla, Barcelona.  There’s all sorts of crackpots there trying to score an income from Euro shrapnel by passing tourists.

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Switzerland (SUI) – Win an IgNobel Award because you’ve come up with a study to determine whether an empty beer bottle does more or less damage to the human skull than a full one in a bar fight.

Honduras (HON) – Eat part of a 150 metre long sandwich.

Chile (CHI) - Have a caffeine hit at Cafe Con Piernas – Coffee with Legs.  Like going to a strip joint at 9am in the morning.  Basically, you are served coffee by ladies in skimpy clothing !

There you go, there is the FIFA World Cup 2010 list of Funny and Offbeat Travel things to do!

If you’re only interested in Football, then I’d suggest checking out World Cup 2010: The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics, All the Goals of FIFA World Cup 2006 or maybe buy a World Cup 2010 Soccer Ball.

If you’re crap at Soccer, like me, check out Total Soccer Fitness.  Or maybe some Soccer Drill Software!

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