Funny Travel Keywords That Send Traffic To TheTravelTart.com

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Funny Travel Keywords That Send Traffic To TheTravelTart.com

Posted on 25 November 2009 by anthony

I was scanning through some of my website stats the other day and noticed there were some Funny Travel Keywords that seem to send the odd bit of traffic my way!

Google Analytics is a great program that can show what Keywords bring traffic to your website, when they are typed into a search engine. I recommend installing this program because it includes a lot of great data and website stats.

When I write a post, I use Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) techniques to gain some Search Engine love and hence, traffic to TheTravelTart.com.

But sometimes, I seem to attract traffic from some rather odd keywords that I had no intention of targeting in the first place!

Firstly, I’m not sure what possesses some people to enter in the Funny Travel Keywords, and secondly, I’m not sure how the search engines think these search terms are relevant to TheTravelTart.com, but somehow they are!

So I’ve included the Funny Travel Keyword, the article the search brings up, and the Google keyword position!

Funny Travel Keyword	Blog Post It Brings Up In The Search Engine	Current TheTravelTart.com Google Position
Chilean Naked Women	Starbucks Coffee – Isn’t Served by Half Naked Women	4
Kosovo The Funny Europeans	Only In Kosovo	5
“Animals Are Beautiful People” Drunk Myth	Marula Fruit – Natures’ Own Intoxicator	6
Mitsubishi Wanker	Mitsubishi Pajero – Double Meaning Word Of The Week	3
13 Signs of Suffering Love	The Top 10 Signs That You’re Suffering Culture Shock After Coming Home From Travelling	4
A Bad Batch Of Peanut Sauce	How To Eat Rujak Cingur – Cow’s Nose With Peanut Sauce	4
Alcohol Drink Containing Weird Stuff	52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks	1
Amazing Race Pee Japanese Tourist Pee	The Amazing Race – Top 10 Travel Tips If Everyone Travelled Like Their Contestants	11
Blow Job Funny Sayings	Funny T-Shirt Sayings From New Orleans	7

Cats Who Eat Coffee Beans And Then poo Them	Kopi Luwak – Coffee Made From Cat Poo	2
Dangers Of Emu Sausage	52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks	9
Do Indonesian People Eat BBQ Sauce?	Things To Do In Surabaya, Indoneisa	6
Do They Still Make Pyramids Today?	Egyptian Pyramids – What Do They Look Like Inside?	4
Fluish Symptoms for Thailand Travellers Stomach Related	http://www.thetraveltart.com/tag/travel-tips/	4
Funny Pictures of Egypt Of Fork Lifts	http://www.thetraveltart.com/tag/logistics	16
Funny Wanker	http://www.thetraveltart.com/tag/wanker/	5
How Many Kilometres Does Lego Go To Get To Australia?	Muara Jambi Temple – Lego Land In Progress	4
How Much Viagra Can You Take With You, In Your Suitcase To Bangkok?	52 Perfect Offbeat Travel Tips	N/A
How To Be A Tight Arse	The 10 Commandments Of Tight Arse Travel	12
Lamb Air Transports Beaver For Argentina	http://www.thetraveltart.com/tag/argentina	2
National Park Naked Women	Starbucks Coffee – Isn’t Served by Half Naked Women	10
Nice Things About Jails	Boggo Road Jail – My Favourite Prison	8
Tenderize Bull Testicles	52 Travel Tips For Weird Food and Drinks	11

There you go.

If you have any other Funny Travel Keywords that have directed traffic to your website, leave a comment and share the love!

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Ira Says:
November 27th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
ROFL
by the way, do you know the answer of how many kilometres does lego go to get to australia?
Ira´s last blog ..Jogja…..

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anthony Reply:
December 1st, 2009 at 6:13 pm

I estimate, about quite a few kilometres!!

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AdventureRob
Twitter: AdventureRob
Says:
December 1st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Haha, great post, I had penis piercing device bring someone to my website, I was talking about an old Malaysian tribe tradition, not sure what visitor was expecting…
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tooth whitening Says:
December 9th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
You are right that these are really very funny. I thinks that all this keywords can have the attention of visitors. Thats the reason why they chose these.

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Holidays and Cash Blog
Twitter: juliemakinmoney
Says:
January 15th, 2010 at 11:52 am
LOl this is without doubt one of my fav blogs for a good laugh.

Thanks again and bookmarked!

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ayngelina
Twitter: ayngelina
Says:
February 9th, 2010 at 1:50 am
I am amazed at what people are Googling!
ayngelina´s last blog ..The 8 Weeks and Counting List

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