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Priapus – Funny Travel Souvenirs!

Posted on 18 August 2010 by anthony

Priapus is probably the one of the funniest Travel Souvenirs I’ve ever seen.

Priapus is a mythical god of procreation and fertility supposedly born in Turkey.  Priapus is famed for the only weapon he carried, his gigantic penis.

Priapus was also known as a protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens… and male genitalia.

Here is an ancient fresco of Priapus:

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If you travel throughout Turkey, you will definitely come across a roadside stand selling Travel Souvenirs -  even wooden and/or marble statues of Priapus.

Here is an example:

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Hmm, every coffee table should have one.

However, if Priapus is a protector of male genitalia, he was obviously absent when John Wayne Bobbitt’s manhood really needed protection from the sharp scissors of scorned Lorena.

Anyway, just say if you bought this statue of Priapus – can you imagine what the airport scanners would think if this thing was stuffed in your luggage?

Or even worse, having to declare the Priapus statue at customs in your home country?

Somehow, I don’t think so!

And I don’t think he’s related to the Plush Black Teddy Bear (Thumples) toy with I Love Priapus on Amazon!

So the next time you’re in Turkey, you can too buy Priapus as one of your Funny Travel Souvenirs!

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The Galata Bridge, Istanbul – Worst Place In The World To Go Fishing

Posted on 17 June 2009 by anthony

The Galata Bridge in Istanbul connects the old city to the more modern suburb of Taksim.

Only 3% of Turkey is in Europe, and this photo was taken on the European side! The Galata Bridge has had a few incarnations, but the latest version seems to be a favourite fishing haunt for many of the locals.

I placed myself into the mind of a fish swimming in the Bosphorous when I saw this scene.  ‘Oh wow, look how many hooks that I could wrap my mouth around!’

The only thing anyone would catch would be someone else’s line!  Oh well!

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You can find out more about the history of the Galata Bridge at 1912 Galata Bridge: as a Site of Collective Memory.

Other things to do in Turkey after seeing the Galata BridgeBuy a Carpet or check out The Oldest Profession in The World in Roman times.

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Cappadocia, Turkey – Is that a landform, or am I on weed?

Posted on 02 May 2009 by anthony

Cappadocia, in central Turkey.

Can you imagine waking up after a big night on the booze, and stumbling out the door to see this.

What would you think?  I reckon someone must have teleported me to the Land of the Giant Dildos.

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Actually, this is region of Cappadocia, near the town of Goreme, in central Turkey.  This region looks like a Star Wars set minus the far-fetched battles.

So how did these bizarre landscapes originate?  Well, volcanoes spewed lava across this high, flat section of the Anatolian plateau three million years ago and the subsequent erosion – by wind, rain and snow – gradually battered the lava, leaving weirdly-shaped hills and mounds made of soft, white volcanic rock called tuff, or tufa.

When the volcanic lava eroded, it left thousands of curiously-shaped conical rocks giving Cappadocia its uniqueness.  The Cappadocia valley was littered with thousands of these penis-like formations.

People even carved houses out of these formations and lived there for thousands of years.  I’ll write another post about that later!

You can read more in this book about Cappadocia.

Also in Turkey, you can also visit Gallipoli, Buy A Carpet, or visit Ephesus.  And drink Efes Beer.  I’ve spent over a month in Turkey, and that wasn’t enough.

There’s so many things to do there, but one of the coolest places I’ve been to is Cappadocia.

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ANZAC Day – Words from Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

Posted on 25 April 2009 by anthony

Today in ANZAC Day – a national holiday in Australia and New Zealand.

Gallipoli is probably modern Australia’s most spiritual European history place, even though it’s not in Australia.

I won’t go into the history of this battle (you can read more about it here), but the leader of the Ottoman forces, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, almost single-handedly won it for the Ottomans.

There’s a picture of Atatürk in every shop and home in Turkey.  Anyway, he later became Turkey’s first President, and said the following famous words after he met relatives of a lost ANZAC solider who visited the site in the 1930s.

Remember, these words came from a former enemy.

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Most travellers know this – the best way to learn about a historical event it to actually visit the place where a momentous event happened.  And this is especially so with visiting the Gallipoli Peninsula.

And you don’t have to visit on Anzac Day either to appreciate it.

The Gallipoli museum is a real jaw-dropper – some of the exhibits highlight just how futile war is, such as bullets pierced by other bullets in mid air, skulls of soldiers shattered by shrapnel, and a bullet-shell cake formed from expended shells that had fallen into the mud.

I found John Simpson Kirkpatrick’s grave especially understated – the man who transported injured and barely alive soldiers from the frontline to safety on his trusty donkey(s), only to be killed by wayward shrapnel himself.

His tombstone was a non-descript one located within hundreds of others, and emblazoned with the words ‘John Simpson Kirkpatrick served as 202 Private J. Simpson, Aust. Army Medical Corps.  19 May 1915, Age 22.  He gave his life that others may live.

The most moving part of the Gallipoli visit was undoubtedly Lone Pine (or Bombasirti).  Thousands of Australian and New Zealand lost lives were inscribed on the memorial.  But thousands of Turks also lost their lives here.

I’ll leave the rest of this post up to Atatürk.

These words are never forgotten by those who visit Gallipoli, especially on Anzac Day.

The events that took place at Bombasirti, 14th May 1915 are incomparable in military history.  The distance between the trenches was approximately eight meters, meaning death was certain.  All the men in the first row of the trenches fell, no one was saved.  Their places were immediately taken by men from the second row of trenches.  Do you know how calm and resigned to his fate the solider was?  His calmness would be the envy of others.  He saw the others dying under raining bombs, shrapnel and bullets and he also knew that he was going to die in three minutes – but he didn’t hesitate.  Mustafa Kemal.

To read about ANZAC Day in more details, see 25 April 1915: The Day the Anzac Legend was Born.

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Efes Pilsen – A nice beer, but the worst bottle for your standard stubbie cooler

Posted on 23 April 2009 by anthony

Most people who travel to Australia marvel at the invention that is the Stubbie Cooler.

These are typically made of wetsuit-like material that is used to keep your beer cold longer, whilst making it comfortable to hold.  Most standard beer bottles will fit into one of these coolers – except for one.

Efes Pilsen is a Turkish Beer – and quite a nice drop.  It’s nice to have one after you’ve finished haggling for a carpet.  Unfortunately, Efes Pilsen is usually contained in a 500 ml bottle that is way too wide for any Stubbie Cooler, hence, one has to drink it faster before it warms up.

I’ve included a picture of a 500 ml Efes bottle on top of one of my dodgy standard stubbie coolers below.

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I guess there is a market out there for an enterprising individual to produce Efes Pilsen-fitting stubbie coolers!

You could use it in conjunction with this ‘Buy Me A Beer, I’m Turkish’ T-Shirt.

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