Airline Safety Card Fun!

Airline Safety Cards have been a way of life for most airlines for years.

I say ‘most’ airlines because I have personally flown some dodgy airlines where an Airline Safety Card could be an optional extra.

Someone emailed me some jokes recently, showing some possible alternative meanings to the instructions given on the Airline Safety Card.

When you piece the image and the caption together, it almost makes perfect sense!

They’re almost as funny as the ‘Snakes On A Plane Safety Instructions Booklet!’

Check it out!

Airline Safety Card Pisstake Photos!

More Airline Safety Card Stuff!

You can check out more of these at Airtoons!  Looks like someone was annoyed with the airlines, like this dude on his Airline Secrets.

So the next time you fly, please don’t associate these images with your Airline Safety Card!